Spider jokes
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Dirty little Spider-Man
hol up
Sad but true
Rich girls when they see a spider
barbie da spider
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
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