A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
I have a twin towers model in my room. It got infested with jumping spiders
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why is an orpan favourite movie 🍿 spider man no way home
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)
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i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
