How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
