My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?

• A homesick abortion

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

When my girlfriend broke up with me I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me…

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground…How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor