My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
