My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?

• A homesick abortion

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me…

Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground…How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor