Crawl

Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.

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When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.