My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.