Arachnophobia jokes

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.