Yo Mama Sits on the Internet

Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about how morbidly obese your mother is. So much so that when she sits on the "internet" (implying on top of computer and network infrastructure) it will take a whole day for all that data to be sent across the world wide web! I know you are not smart enough to come up with this by yourself since you can't figure out what 2+2 is! But it's okay, not everyone can be as based as me!