Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
