Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Speed Jokes
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
