Zozo jokes

Orphan

  • joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

    zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

    joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

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    Hobo

  • Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

    Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

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  • Hobo

  • Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

    Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

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    Hobo

  • Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

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  • Zebra

  • I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

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