Zozo jokes

Orphan

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

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  • Hobo

    Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

    Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

    Orphan

    A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

    I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

    Hobo

    Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

    Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

    Hobo

    Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

    Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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  • Zebra

    I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

    Letter

    Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

    Because all the other letters are not Z's.