Speaking jokes
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing.
A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking!
Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
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"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Sry but i had to do this
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so funny
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Public speaking is great...
Guys I want to announce something. Sometimes I get very overwheled, and I get a verbal shutdown. I cant speak, its to hard. I can usually type, but when i reply with "." or js "m" or soemthing really small, its a verbal shut down. I am okay i just need a discrtion or maybe a little bit to myself. its like my brain is saying to much input, i need to reduce output. Communication awlays comes back after ive calmed down or i feel better. just lyk and look out for it. So if i go silet on call, or type like very small, im okay, just overwheled and my brain shurts down paths of cummication.