Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot”
Russians be like bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
😏😏😕As We Speak Now Someone Is Making Arrangement For December With Your Girlfriend 😂😂😂
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What laungage do they speak in the middle of the earth CORE-ean
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
YOMAMA so... Wait... Who's Mother Am I Speaking Of?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost. Nothing because it cant speak
A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis : 《Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can't ? 》
《Why Don't You Speak To Me ?》
《Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You》
《Oh Yeah I Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
