Grimm jokes

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.