Space jokes
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.