Space jokes
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
When i find out
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.