Space jokes
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.