Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
what's a astronaut's favrite game? space-ball!
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
Nasa called me and they said they reached you hailine
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
