Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I canβt seem to put it down
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
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What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
