Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! π
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
