Space jokes
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What do you call a room with no doors?
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Bra eat E.T.?
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.