Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
