Space jokes
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
yes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.