Space

Space jokes

Uranus

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Tourette

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, β€œOi, what's your disability?” I said β€œTourettes! Now fuck off!”

Memes

Sandwich

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Solo

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

E T

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

Uranus

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Space Travel

    What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

    Astronaut

    I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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  • Black Hole

    Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

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