What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,