Nasa called me and they said they reached you hailine
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
