How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
whats nasa's grosest mision PROBING URANUS
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
uranus is a gas giant
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power