Space jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.