Space jokes
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!