Space jokes

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.

Space therapist in between the e and the r.

The rapists!

Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.

I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...