Space jokes
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.