Space jokes
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.