Space jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
The earth is not round.
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Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!