Space jokes
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
The earth is not round.
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Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.