Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
