Space Jokes

Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."

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I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.

How do u throw a space party?

You plan-et hahahaha get it?

why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/spaces/9349601/feed

Amongus in space spells sugoma

Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.

NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there

I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!

Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb

Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator

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i like uranus

what do you call a black hole ? butt hole

Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*