Space jokes
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Memes
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: theyβre yet to be discovered.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!