Space jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Memes
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!