Space jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.