Space jokes
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!