Space jokes
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.