Space jokes
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.