Space jokes

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Knock, knock.

Moon, give me cheese.

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

The Milky Way!

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.