Space jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Memes
This is so true
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.