Space jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Sun.
This is so true
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Uranus is a gas giant.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.