What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Space Jokes
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
