Space jokes
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
TOASTER?
----> [] get in the door.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?