Uranus is a gassy planet.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
