Space jokes
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Sun.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Uranus is a gas giant.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!