Space jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
This is so true
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.