I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
i like uranus
what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
How does Steven have sex enter backs space wnter back space
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
oh hi guys. oh whoops i didn't planet this way
Spell IOUT no space
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space? A: Moonday!
