Space jokes
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.