Space jokes
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.