Space jokes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Memes
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
kapteyn = captain