Space jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.