Space jokes
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
This is so true
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.