Sound jokes
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.