Sound jokes
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.