Song jokes
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"