Song jokes
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
"Never gonna give you up."
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.