Song

Song jokes

Class

    • Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

    Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

    Part

    • What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

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    • Depression

    • If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

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    • Disco

    • What does a disabled disco play?

    "When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

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    • 9/11

    • I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

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    • World

    • This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

    "He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

    Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

    Girl

    • I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

    She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

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