Song jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
"Never gonna give you up."
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.