Song jokes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Despacito.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.