Song jokes
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Despacito.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.