Song jokes
He sing, he dance, he he.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."