Song

Song jokes

Guy

  • Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

    Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

    Documentary

  • We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

    I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

    Class

  • Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

    Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

    Part

  • What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

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  • Depression

  • If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

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  • Disco

  • What does a disabled disco play?

    "When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

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  • 9/11

  • I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

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  • World

  • This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

    "He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

    Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(