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I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die