Song jokes

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.