Son

Son jokes

Quitter

    • As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

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    • Mother

    • Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.

    When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.

    When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."

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    • Son memes

    Lady

    • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

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    • Star

    • My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

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    • Dad

    • Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.

    Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.

    Years later:

    Dad still did not come back.

    Covid

    • Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

    Son (in a happy tone): I know.

    Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

    Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

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    • Ingredient

    • My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

    I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

    I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

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    • Mom

    • Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

    Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Mom: Excuse me?

    Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.

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    • Goat

    • Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

    Son goat: No, what?

    Dad goat: Goat meat.

    Son goat: *Gasps*

    Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

    Outlook

    • What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

    Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

    Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!