Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Dad: Hey have you seen that new movie constipation? Son: No Dad: It hasn't come out yet
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
My son
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive."
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
Why do I f-uh-c-k my mom? Like father like son. #batabababa
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
