Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.
Neona (š): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (š): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (š): Agreed!
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I donāt want someoneās dick in my face
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says itās my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Sometimes orphans can't when spelling bees because they don't know how to spell home
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God. Itās like masturbation. Sometimes itās not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatās what thighjobs are for.
Sometimes I wish u could use my school scissors on my heart
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
