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Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

murder muffin

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

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A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

arsonisfun

me when rapboat

A cartoon image of Dora the Explorer with a sunset and ocean background. The text says, "sometimes bullying is okay!"

Anonymous

Two white ducks are standing against a pink sky background. The text on the image says, "Sometimes I think. But then I forget."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.

✨Jassy✨

Me all of the time

A statue of an angel with its head in its hand. The text reads: "I have a feeling that my guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Wade

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two headshots of men, side-by-side, in a sepia tone frame with an ornamental design. Below these is a text box with the text "Cyberbullying can sometimes get predators to withdraw from powerful positions." Below that is a loading bar and the word "Loading..." and in the bottom right corner "IRL Loading SCREENS".

Wade

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Anonymous

The image shows a text message exchange between two people labeled "ME" and "DAKOTA." Dakota repeatedly asks ME how old they are and whether they are 18 or older. ME responds only by saying they are 10, despite Dakota's attempts to clarify.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The top two panels show an anime character with dark hair in emotional distress. The text reads "Sometimes I'm not me" and "Sometimes He controls me". The bottom panel shows a bright green cartoon character with red gloves.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a cat with the text "Sometimes we can be a lil freaky and that's okay."

big [fire] balls

The image is composed of three panels. The top panel shows the back of a person with light hair, the middle panel shows a person covering their face with their hand, and the bottom panel shows Perry the Platypus from the cartoon Phineas and Ferb playing a game console. The text overlay says "Sometimes I'm not me" above the first panel, "Sometimes he controls me" above the second panel.

DIANEE

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

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