what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
Son:mom can i tell you something?
Mom:yes of course honey whats up?
Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY
MOm:well i made you
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
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1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
