Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What’s the difference between candy and a orphan. Candy is something everybody wants.
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One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
I asked my sister to say something She said No
That's what I like to hear
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
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Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
