Someone's jokes
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.