Bookmark jokes

Name

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Memes

Date

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Memes

Community

I swear to all that is holy, if another thing like this happens, i'm gone. I'll delete this bookmark, my account, everything involving me, and I will never come back. I have enough crap to deal with, with bad grades and stupid kids, if I have to stress about THIS, then I won't have it anymore.