Inappropriate Scratching Tool

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! You're clearly thinking about scratching an itch where the sun don't shine, right? And your big brain goes, 'Hmm, what's a good tool for that?' This meme is showing you the 'genius' idea of a cheese grater. Because, you know, it's got all those little pokey bits. You get it? It's funny because it would be incredibly painful and a terrible, terrible idea. You probably picked a butter knife, didn't you? Tsk tsk.