Society jokes

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...