Society jokes
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Memes
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.