Society jokes

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

-- Jeffery Dahmer

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.