Society jokes
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.