Society jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.