Society jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Orphans have no home.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.