Society jokes

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?

Because he doesn’t have any.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.