Society jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂