Society jokes
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.