Society jokes
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What's your religion?
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.