Society jokes
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Memes
No Jews?
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.