Society jokes
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?