Society jokes

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.