What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Society Jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
