Society jokes
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."