Society jokes
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?