Society jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.