Society jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"