Society jokes
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.