Society jokes
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.