Society jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Memes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.