Society jokes
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.