Society jokes
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Memes
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.