Society jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
"Sharing is communism."
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.