Society jokes
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Manchester City is gay.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.