Society jokes
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.