Society jokes
"Stop bullying me!"
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.