Society

Society Jokes

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Hooker

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

People

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Orphan

Orphans more like or fans!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Gender Equality

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Gold

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Dream

Following your dreams is good... especially since you wonโ€™t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

Rent

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

Difference

Whatโ€™s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isnโ€™t retarded, and one isnโ€™t gay; the gay man is dead.