Society jokes
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
"Stop bullying me!"
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.