Society jokes
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
modern feminism.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Your family.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!