Society jokes
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
"Stop bullying me!"
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.