Society jokes
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.