Society jokes
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
When the school lets you near children again...
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?