Society jokes
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Orphans are cool.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Stop the orphan jokes!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?