Society jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Orphans are cool.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Stop the orphan jokes!