Society jokes
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Orphans are cool.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Stop the orphan jokes!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.