Society jokes

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?

'Cause they don't have a family.

What do you call an American house?

A gun safe.