Society jokes
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Orphans are cool.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Stop the orphan jokes!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?