Society jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!