Society jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.