Society jokes
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.