Society jokes
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Screw you, ableists!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.