Society jokes
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.