Society jokes
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.