Society jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Small People.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
"Send me back, I never liked you."
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"