Society jokes
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.