Society jokes
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.