Society jokes
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!