Society jokes
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.