Society jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
I bought drugs today.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."