Society jokes
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.