What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Society Jokes
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
