Society jokes
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!