Society jokes
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
I bought drugs today.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.