Society jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
I bought drugs today.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!