Society jokes
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.