What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Society Jokes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
