Society jokes
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My mate Noha.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.