Society jokes
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.