Society jokes
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.