Society jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My mate Noha.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.