Society jokes
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
I support men.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.