Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.