Society jokes
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.