Society jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!