Society jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Orphans got me like: 😂
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.