Society jokes

How do you kill a little boy?

You throw him between two Catholic priests.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...