Society jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.