Society jokes
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.