Society jokes
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.