Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Society Jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
