Society jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Orphans are banned in Alabama.