Society jokes
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?