Society jokes

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."