Society jokes
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!