Society jokes
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).