Society jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.