Society jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I am starting a frog cult now!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My mate Noha.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.