Society jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.