Society jokes
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.