Society jokes
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!