Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Society Jokes
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Like this if you're an American.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
