Society jokes
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Orphans are monkeys.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.