Society jokes
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
KK or Liv?
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.