What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
