Society jokes
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."