Society jokes

What did the frog say to the pedophile?

Wanna know something funny?

- Women's rights.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Like this if you're an American.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.