Society jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.