Society

Society jokes

Curry

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Woman

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Downy

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...

Potato

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Orphan

Whatโ€™s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they donโ€™t have parents.

Kid

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

Stereotype

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Orphan

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?

It was family friendly.

Orphan

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."