Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!