Society Jokes

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Friend: I got bit.

Other friend: By what?

Friend: A dog.

Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"