Society jokes
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
"Stop bullying me!"
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.