Society jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Whatโs the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they donโt have parents.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.