Society jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Whatβs the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they donβt have parents.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
I am an Indian joke.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?