Society jokes
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.