Society jokes
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.