Society jokes
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.