Society jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."