Society jokes
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Bitch!
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.