Society jokes
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
You are all fucking disgusting!