Society jokes
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."