Society jokes
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"