Society jokes
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.